Dear Girls:

Hope you are enjoying both the spring weather and your tax refunds.

You know what to spend it on.


Christopher & Erin

Dear Girls:

There's no need to be afraid of widgets. Most are friendlier than Ben Affleck. He's okay.

We guess.

You know what to order next time you go to the movies.

Our best,
Christopher and Erin

Dear Girls:

Cocaine! Morphine! New Coke!!!

Look, they've changed the Coke formula many times. And yet a great brand has always endured.

Girls, we love the kbps out of you.

Our best,
Christopher and Erin

Dear Girls:

Someday you will be old enough to have a fully branded experience with Smirnoff Ice.


Erin & Christopher

Dear Girls:

Erin is big on math equations these days. But sometimes graphs can be cool too:



You may think that this graph shows the damages Google's robots can do to your widget campaign when they shut down your blog.

But really the red line represents your energy level some time after you finish a delicious Coke. As your body burns thru the caffeine, you lose steam and may feel horrible. Then! You grab another delicious cola beverage (not just any cola, mind you) and you feel right as rain again.

The morale? Never stop manipulating your body with special chemicals. It doesn't feel good. Got it, girls?

Hope so.

Christopher & Erin

Dear Girls:

Dear Girls (and Elliott),

Please annoy your parents with screaming and whining until they break down and buy you Burger King meals while on road trips to Grandma's. Thank you.



(submitted via e-mail by loyal fan Shannon)

Dear Girls:

With the power of Coca Cola in your hand, the robots can only hope to contain you.

You've been busy while Google was censoring you. We'll get to all of your under-the-radar surfacings soon.

But you'll learn as you grow older that although caffeine can keep you up, it can't keep the dawn at bay.
And that even if the internet doesn't sleep, you should.

Sweet dreams of delicious cola,

Christopher & Erin