Dear Girls:

Our friend Josh is concerned about you. He writes:

"Who steals cold colas from little girls at the zoo,

You and your friend are soda jerks - we revoke our offer of good karma to you.

Sincerely,
The Good People of the Pepsi Generation"

Don't worry though. We explained everything:

"No one stole anything from the girls. In fact -- we want to help the girls! They just need to realize the simple truth that you can't beat the real thing -- especially for $1.39 as part of an extra value meal from McDonalds! We're helping them with all of this. It's called 'growing up'. "

Hope you understand. We know you do. And just to make sure everything is cool, next time we see you, we'll buy you a Coke.

SIncerely,

Christopher and Erin