Dear Girls:

With the power of Coca Cola in your hand, the robots can only hope to contain you.

You've been busy while Google was censoring you. We'll get to all of your under-the-radar surfacings soon.

But you'll learn as you grow older that although caffeine can keep you up, it can't keep the dawn at bay.
And that even if the internet doesn't sleep, you should.

Sweet dreams of delicious cola,

Christopher & Erin