Dear Girls:

You might think posting the exact same blog on Wordpress and Blogspot is redundant.
This is because you are too young to understand the term “broadening the reach” and “the long tail of the web”.
Is all this new vocabulary wearing you out? Do what we do: revitalize with a refreshing Coke.

Our best,
Christopher and Erin

Dear Girls:

A friend kidnapped and took Erin to coffee?!? after he found you on the Internet. He wants to know what's going on. Keep up the good work.

Our best,
Christopher and Erin

Dear Girls:

Our friend Josh is concerned about you. He writes:

"Who steals cold colas from little girls at the zoo,

You and your friend are soda jerks - we revoke our offer of good karma to you.

Sincerely,
The Good People of the Pepsi Generation"

Don't worry though. We explained everything:

"No one stole anything from the girls. In fact -- we want to help the girls! They just need to realize the simple truth that you can't beat the real thing -- especially for $1.39 as part of an extra value meal from McDonalds! We're helping them with all of this. It's called 'growing up'. "

Hope you understand. We know you do. And just to make sure everything is cool, next time we see you, we'll buy you a Coke.

SIncerely,

Christopher and Erin