Dear Girls:

Erin is big on math equations these days. But sometimes graphs can be cool too:



You may think that this graph shows the damages Google's robots can do to your widget campaign when they shut down your blog.

But really the red line represents your energy level some time after you finish a delicious Coke. As your body burns thru the caffeine, you lose steam and may feel horrible. Then! You grab another delicious cola beverage (not just any cola, mind you) and you feel right as rain again.

The morale? Never stop manipulating your body with special chemicals. It doesn't feel good. Got it, girls?

Hope so.

Christopher & Erin

Dear Girls:

Dear Girls (and Elliott),

Please annoy your parents with screaming and whining until they break down and buy you Burger King meals while on road trips to Grandma's. Thank you.



(submitted via e-mail by loyal fan Shannon)